Jacqueline Gold – Ann Summers Owner loves Tory Policies

Ann Summers products have gone from strength to strength and are particularly popular in the North, Wales and Liverpool where people like to have a bit of fun and experimentation. Currently there is a high demand for toys based on the 50 Shades first film of the trilogy, including copies of the Grey tie – in polyester. Tiny Jackie – less than 5 feet tall, sports a beehive and wears high heels to give her height and her business is worth £240 million, which started selling fur paddles and nipple clamps. She claims she uses her products herself, including whips.

A Tory fundraising ball was held when Jackie arrived in a silver Rolls owned by her father with the number plate D GOLD. Guests included David Sullivan – owner of The Sport, and Nightclub owner Peter Stringfellow which gave the Tories a little bit of “Taint” but Gold has 10,000 staff and is a top business person with lots of clout, who thinks politics is too “macho” and the attitudes of politicians makes “women switch off”. DONT USE MY GLASSES TO STOP ME WRITING STORIES – THEY SEEM TO BE BONDED BY THE HEALTH SERVICE OR THE CIA. I AM RE-WRITING THIS “UPSETTING” STORY AND MY SOURCE IS THE SUNDAY TIMES . IT WOULDN’T BE UPSETTING IF I WAS ALLOWED MYSELF TO HAVE A LIFE AND MAYBE HAVE FUN, USE TOYS AND MAKE LOVE WITHOUT OBJECTION. IT WOULD ALSO NOT BE UPSETTING THAT IF YOU READ ON, JACKIE GOLD CLAIMS SHE was RAPED AND ABUSED AS AN UNDERAGE GIRL BY HER STEPFATHER. READ SUNDAY TIMES 22.02.2015. I THINK IF JACKIE GOLD IS PREPARED TO REPORT THIS TO THE SUNDAY TIMES WHEN SHE IS A SUPER RICH PERSON, THEN THIS IS A MAJOR SURPRISE AND COULD POSSIBLY BE A RUSE TO JUST MAKE PEOPLE FEEL LESS ENVIOUS OF HER WEALTH. IF IT IS TRUE, IT SHOWS THAT PEOPLE WITH HORRENDOUS PARENTS CAN STILL COME OUT “ON TOP”. I AM SURE A FEW PEOPLE HAVE COME ON HER TOP ANYWAY. I am not sure what religion Jackie is, but I am a Christian with Muslim tendencies and I have sometimes had a hard life and I love sex and have had a Muslim boyfriend who pretended he was Italian for 3 years who was stolen from me by someone prepared to give him a passport WHO THEN TRIED TO GET ME MESSED UP BY THE NHS – TRACEY RUSSELL WHO IS HALF INDIAN WHO IS ANOTHER WOMAN WHO WAS UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO HAVE NO BREASTS AT ALL, RODE A BIKE BUT HAD A TOFFEE/BUTTERISH VOICE – HER REDEEMING FEATURE. SHE USED TO BE A PRSION VISITOR AND VERY LOW GRADE ACTRESS AND I WAS SO PLEASED TO KNOW HER AT FIRST BECAUSE SHE WAS ONE OF SIX SISTERS – ALL HALF INDIAN AND I THOUGHT THEREFORE SHE WAS A FRIEND. SHE WAS NOT. Also The Sport is run by a man who has lots of sex and also sells blue movies. But The Sport wouldn’t give me a journo job a few years ago instead treating me badly. I was going to write a book about them after I had worked for them anyway.

Back to Jackie Gold – she started at 19 as an intern for her father and became a top adviser to what people want to give them super exciting lives in the bedroom, on the kitchen table or anywhere else for that matter. You are trying to close our paper anyway so why can’t I complain? Between 13 and 15 Jackie was abused by her stepfather in Bromley – she reported it to a doctor who did nothing about it. It was a “lady” doctor. At 17 Gold left home and started a new life. She THEN HAD twins THROUGH IVF after getting married at 40. What went on between the other years is up to the intelligent imagination of the reader. She had IVF and had twins, one of which died. There was later a court case after her nanny tried to poison her with screenwash – NANNIES ARE NOT ALWAYS VERY NICE PEOPLE. MY NANNY TRIED TO START A LESBIAN AFFAIR WITH ME AND STALKED ME IN LONDON. I STILL CARE FOR HER BUT SHE WON’T BE FRIENDS WITH ME NOW – I STILL CARE FOR ZOEY HEWITT WHO NOW LIVES IN LINCOLNSHIRE BUT SHE IS JEALOUS OF ME AND ASHAMED OF WHAT SHE HAD DONE TO ME. RAJIV NAIR KNOWS THIS IS TRUE. I WAS GOING OUT WITH HIM WHEN SHE DID THOSE THINGS. HE OWNS THIS PAPER AND IS MY EX HUSBAND WHO I AM VERY PROUD OF.

Sex and the City has been another programme which has boosted sales of sex toys, garments and gadgets, creams and paraphernalia for Jackie. Sales of handcuffs from 50 Shades have increased 66% – I don’t feel that 50 is a good example of true or passionate love. The lead Anastasia is essentially raped AS A VIRGIN with her hands tied up with a tie and not allowed to touch her partner at all. Then she has to undergo completely submissive episodes where she is beaten and molested by her future husband without being able to kiss or caress him back. No wonder the film shows her crying with half the audience crying as well. COULD IT BE MY EX LODGER STEVE MASTY WHO IS AN AMERICAN WHO USED TO WORK FOR THE ADAM SMITH INSTITUTE IN LONDON ON ALBERT EMBANKMENT WHO IS DOING THIS AND IF SO WHO ASKED HIM TO DO IT AND WHAT IS HIS REASON AS I LIKED HIM.

Ann Summers also sells stripper poles, nurses’ uniforms and all sorts of other things that some normal people think are weird and abusive to women’s self – respect, including masks, truncheons and rubber material for people who are into golden showers. The Sunday Times seems to think that this lack of care and attention to the self respect women like to feel and the interest in money is that Jackie and her life means “Now she’s starting to sound like a Tory”.

Beautiful women have a hard life anyway and I believe if you can have some fun with men because they fancy you that is fine. Some cultures do not agree. I personally have had plenty of fun without anything from Ann Summers except a vibrator bought by my ex boyfriend Roy – a civil servant and an ace cricketer and I told him I didn’t want it and gave him it back after trying it out.  Roy was asked to join  a major cricket team in the UK.  I loved him – he was fantastically well dressed and good looking and his sister was a fashion designer. He was rich and spoilt but great fun.  He used to take me to The Odeon in Whiteleys and even bought me coke and popcorn and took me there by car from my former address in Lambeth Walk.  We had great fun.. I expect he is married with children now.  What happened to Roy and why can’t I have a  man without objections?